Please God…Heal Tiger Woods 

Don’t get mad…it is sort of a joke! This weekend as I watched Padraig Harrington and his awkward fist pump, I almost cried. The thing that separates Tiger Woods from the rest of the world (forget the majors for a moment) is that Tiger Woods can fist pump like nobody in the business. I believe the thing that made Michael Jordan so special (forget the mvp awards and the six championships) was the ability to celebrate well. It is the Padraig Harrington’s of the world who give the fist pump a bad name and cause millions to sit and say, Please God…Heal Tiger Woods. So to all of you…the guy with no rhythm, the guys who pumps his fist like a weirdo, the guy with a comb over…please, for the sake of global warming… STOP IT! …and remember, only you can prevent stupid fist pumps…!